I wanna have those poses

Cool people have that "J" pose

John Boyd Dunlop

Jean Paul Sartre

Oscar Wilde

Patrick-fucking-Stewart, the narrator of my daily life 

<patrickstewart'svoice> "As you can see, Gesya is now performing her usual  "yawn and sleep again" morning ritual" </patrickstewart's voice>

WOW, what a groundbreaking conspiracy!!!! What are those people trying to say??? Are they Jilluminati??? Forget about seeking triangles and eyes in American and way too good stuff, "J" is everywhere!!! In cool and awesome people??

What does "J" stand for?? Jesus? Judas? Jamaican, that the reggae cults are campaigning themselves??? or J-Lo??? Or my gay bestfriendforever, Jody aka Jojo???!?!??!?

Even he poses with the "J"!!!!

Beware of the "J"!!!!! It's in your mouse, phone, your curve, Oh, God, it's everywhere!!!!

This is actually my critic to those illuminati conspiracy theorists who like to connect stupid things and make a book or site out of it.  Such a creative way to get money though, but dont call yourself an intellectual

 

The Picker

I watched The Picker on History channel, I saw old Norman Rockwell's cover for the Post being sold with high price, how some fancy cafe using old advertisement for decoration, and then I realized, why dont I keep all of these random ads and cartoon in Kompas, my train tickets, my Kapal Api and Tora Bika's sachets, so someone in bajillion years later could make money with all of these junks. This thought is strengthen when a blonde old woman easily saying "Oh, It's a piece of art!!!!!!!!!" at a vintage mill stone.  Then my Nokia's charger would be a piece of art few decades later.


So it's possible, 2198 version of Mike Wolfe would be running his finger through my...... uhmuhmhuhmuhmuhm *dirty thoughts*

o mike, pick me, i was made in 1994, people see me as crap, but am a true rare and extinct being, i've googled my name, no one has the same name, and i was made in Sumatra, an exotic island, think about it

The Atmosphere on January 1st, 2013 is like my mom

I am no good at science, but I was thinking, how was the atmosphere dealing with the constant fireworks' emission on last January 1st.

I've googled, and then, this site said the amount of perchlorate in bodies of water within close proximity, often increased anywhere from 24 to 1,068 times the amount present before the fireworks.  AND SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT USA'S 4TH OF JULY, NOT THE WORLD WITH DIFFERENT BUT CONTINUOUS TIME ZONES' NEW YEAR CELEBRATIONS.

I am not a "Save Earth or I'll rip your dick" hippie kinda girl, so I am just gonna point out how the mother earth is like my mom.  When I was 5 or 6, I was mad at my mom, I squeezed a picture of her, etc and it was all because I was jealous that she gave more of her time to my newborn little sister, you know, typical older sister.  But then you know what happened, on my birthday, she and my dad gave me a compilation album of the most popular telenovela's songs, like Rosalinda, Marimar, Cinta Paulina, etc. I was so happy, you have no idea.

you have no idea

And the atmosphere, okay, you threw all of those bang bang bum bum stuffs in the air all night and all over the place, yet now the mother earth is still blessing our soul and sanity and sleep and quality time with twitter, that you are now still reading this. 

Quack

There will be times, in the future or alternate universe, that I:

• understand CERN's science joke, like when they said Higgs boson quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, like really, all I have in my mind is it's doing chicken dance

• talk in TEDTalk about the importance of rice cooker for an Indonesian's life and how I went through my compulsive hoarding of Transjakarta busway ticket
• understand why Virginia Woolf used "shan't" in her suicide letter 

Bob Dylan (again) late night sketch

pencil on paper

dec2012

Mao Mao Mao

I was in an art seminar, pembicaranya mengkritik karya pameran-pameran seni rupa lokal yang objek-objeknya adalah Barack Obama, Mother Theresa, dan Mao Tse-tung.  He was like, why don't we use D.N Aidit, Soeharto? He also shared how he had been mocked for quoting S. Sudjojono instead of fancy western art professor.

And I agree.  We actually have so much to offer, so many badass heroes, I have deep fascination with Ibu Soed and Tiga Serangkai, like someone was joking that Indonesia adalah negara yang pahlawannya paling banyak.  Then why don't we pick one?  Whining about our nation's curriculum and how they made history look so friggin boring is so 2000 and late, so it's just about our gut and will now.

hey yall

By the way, talking about gut, it reminds me of grand unified theory

And you know, I feel so coool that I knew D.N Aidit stands for Dipa Nusantara Aidit from books, not wikipedia.

A Critic #2

I hate how people easily use humanities fields for mask. I tweet a lot, I get spiritual whenever Bob Dylan showing his non-existent fuck when people boo him, or found Jason Godfrey being a straight guy as he explaining UFC in FOX channel, I damn the mbak-mbak if I got my kerupuk hard, Animal Planet never made a documentary out of me, but do those things make me a social media worker, writer, spiritualist, food critic and a humanist? What are the standards?

Btw, Jason, that guy in Star World, has tumblr

Bob Dylan (pic taken from my nokia cameraphone,though)

pencil on paper

10 dec 2012

A Critic

You can relate everything with life, because they are part of the life itself, like your fruit, your poo, your neighbour's loud music, an animal in random NGC show, so make a philosophical quote out of it it's kinda boring and outdated.  Unless it's witty though.


You have a life, you are gonna live that, so those lifequotes seem like some sorta life-spoiler, useless, only gives a temporal pleasant nostalgic feel.  I mean, you will watch M dead in Skyfall, having someone telling you that in the first place is so killjoying.

exactly

And dont you hate being "I've told you so"-ed, so those lifequote virus. Like if you had being told by that spoiler that there would be a cute guy in Skyfall named Q, and you finally saw him and your vagina hooked him but then that virus would be like "see, see, hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, but GTFO, bitch, he's mine, I owned him first, it is a crime for you to like him without my permission"